Be Lazy

I'm somewhat afraid of the notoriety I might receive from the thumbnail and format of this writing. The format being informal, because I am still not home, so I wanted to write a quick yet valuable post. This post is gonna talk about being lazy, you're gonna have to read on for more details because to be honest, I don't know what I'm gonna write either, lol. The first thing I wanna address is efficiency. Lazy people, while they may be depicted as not wanting to do anything, they will do things they have to do, because, well they have to. However, lazy people don't just wanna get up and do it, no. They wanna make it easier, and less time consuming. Henry Ford, lazy, he couldn't get on a train, so he had to invent something to drive in. The point here is, be more lazy, and you'll find better ways to do things, honestly, it's such a win. However, obviously there's a catch. Henry Ford, may have been too lazy to walk to a train station, but he wasn't too lazy to get up and make a car, be lazy, go ahead, you'll win, however, you cannot, procrastinate, laziness doesn't kill, procrastination does. Laziness might even make a dream, Henry made a car company. Maybe you'll make a machine that buttons your shirts up for you. Next, I wanna say to be lazy with hate and anger. I'm speaking with candor when I ask, do you know how hard it is to be mad? Honestly, it takes up so much energy, you got acetylcholine and other fight or flight neurotransmitters flowing through your veins, and body. You get red, you wanna hit something, stop. Just stop. No, hitting something is hard, you gotta get up, tense your muscles, move your muscles, and then repair your broken hand, then repair your broken wall, don't do it. Stop. This is honestly one of the reasons that keeps me from getting mad, at people, situations, and in general. Same with hate. You know how hard it is to hold a grudge? You have to talk behind their back, you have to waste time thinking of rumors, you have to sensationalize and/or embellish everything they do, you gotta be rude, and it's just hard. Stop. Simple stuff, be more lazy. That's gonna do for this post, I hope that it was juicy, I honestly love it, the last paragraph especially. I was thinking of a topic when this came to mind, and I wanted to see what I could write about it, and it seemed that it worked out. With all of that said, I'm gonna leave it at that, I hope you enjoyed this peroration, and this post, I'll see you next week, have a great one, peace. Original

#procrastination #emotions